+-*God is pissed that human acknowledgement of his existence is ruining his divine plan. God says, If I wanted you meat bags to know, i would have not hidden myself
+-*Young industrious of India seems to have found a new potential billion dollar start-up area : Startups in Religion
+-*Steve insisted that he was doing so for the sake of Jon’s soul and Jon should hence pray to Martin as is savior.
+-*Until then, all songs referring to Moon, Chanda etc are being banned for being unscientific . The ban also applies to nursery Rhymes such as “Chanda mama door ke” .
+-*Man tries to enroll for an IIN for becoming a pilot but fails to get admission becoming the first ever IIN Reject. Shamed, he commits suicide
+-*From Peon Jeet moved to head peon which was later renamed to Junior administrative Assistant . In one Reorg the idea was to flatten the org, hence Jeet became an associate like everyone else and was allowed to move into softwares . He did not really know how to code and did not even need to as a new reorg was soon on its way to put him into a department with 3 people . One was made a DM , One PM and he was made a Consultant.
+-*Non-NonVeg-itis usually surfaces around the months from Jan to March, which is right after the wedding season , when, many bachelors used to McDonalds, KFC and the road side non veg junk food are suddenly forced to have a diet of clean, home-made vegetarian food .